Stupid Jokes

Collected from Internet

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Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ,
please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today"

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

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Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan"
ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

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CDAC: Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's
wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

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A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post."

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